Books Completed in March 2026

 Rules for Ruin, Mimi Matthews
Euphemia Flite is in debt. Rescued from a terrible life by Artemisa Corvus, proprietor of an eccentric girls' school that teaches young ladies how to overthrow the patriarchy, she's told that if she helps Miss Corvus defeat an odious man named Lord Compton, she will be free of obligations and can look forward to a life of her own.

Unfortunately, if she ruins Compton, she'll twist the plans of Gabriel Royce, a betting shop owner in a notorious poor neighborhood, who's actually using Compton to fund reforms in the area.

"Effie" is introduced to London society at a brilliant ball, where she meets Gabriel—and of course, the sparks fly. It's also a grand adventure with secrets, and a connection to Charles Dickens. Matthews writes grand books if romance mixed with history is what you like.

  Re-read: The Swiss Family Robinson, Johann Wyss

A friend was giving away some books, and I found a handsomely illustrated copy of one of my childhood favorites in the edition of which I first read it, which begins: "For many days we had been tempest-tossed. Six times had the darkness closed over a wild and terrible scene, and the light of dawn as often brought but renewed distress, for the raging storm increased in fury until on the seventh day all hope was lost." (How can you not fall in love with vocabulary like that? This is the stuff I grew up with, and Albert Payson Terhune, whose narratives and words always made me swoon.)

I discovered there are several translations on Project Gutenberg, including the "French" version, which includes the native attack that was used in the Disney film. I also found out that Jules Verne did two sequels to the book, The Later Adventures of the Swiss Family Robinson and The Castaways of the Flag. (Please note that this means Verne wrote fanfiction!)

Wyss made up the story to please his own four sons (like the Fritz, Ernest, Jack, and Franz in the story), and the variety of animals they run into is almost comical, knowing about geography and habitats as I do: lions side by side with tigers, agoutis rubbing noses with kangaroos, onagers sharing the spotlight with elephants, as if all of the continents banged up against "New Switzerland" and disgorged their native species before floating away again. (Talk about continental drift!) Add in the "how to" survival manual stuff, and it's a really odd book, but I do still love it.

(And everyone knows, right, that the Swiss family's surname isn't "Robinson"?—Wyss does not mention their last name at all, nor the father's first name; the mother is Elizabeth. It's The Swiss Family "Robinson" because it's a "Robinsonade," a tale of survival on a deserted island, like Robinson Crusoe, based on the real-life sailor Alexander Selkirk.)

 Rebel With a Clause, Ellen Jovin
Ellen Jovin has been teaching grammar and writing for years, but when she decided to set a table outside her Manhattan apartment with a "Grammar Table" sign on it, she discovered just how many people wanted to discuss spelling and grammar with her, basically, "What's right and what's wrong?" So she took the "Grammar Table" on the road to every single state in the lower 48 and had her husband film the interviews.

From the Oxford comma—"a national obsession"—to telling the difference between "affect" and "effect," from whether adverbs are overused—or not—to the joys (or not) of spelling bees, everyone wanted to talk English language conundrums. This is a compilation of the best, and sometimes the funniest, grammar conversations—and you learn something in the bargain.

 The Backyard Bird Chronicles, Amy Tan
Everyone knew Amy Tan could write. But who knew she could draw so beautifully?

This is a gorgeously illustrated book about Tan's observations of the habits, quirks, and life of the birds at her feeder from 2017–2022. Bird lovers will adore. I sure did.

 Death Scene, Carol Perry
The fourteenth in the "Witch City" mysteries.

So happy Perry has continued this series! (I didn't want to read her other about Florida. Yeeech.) This time WICH-TV producer Lee Barrett Mondello, along with the rest of Salem, is invested in a new film about magic and witches being filmed at various historical sites, starring famous screen stars Darla Diamond and Lamont Faraday. Also working on the set is Doug Walker, Lee's crush from an old television show about a boy and his pet bear, someone she's dying to meet.

Then someone poisons Darla Diamond (who, according to other cast members, was pure poison herself) with something injected into her special chocolates—but the producer insists that the production go on with a body double and special effects.

There are lots of red herrings, but I guessed the killer early on. Still, it was great to see Lee, Pete, Aunt Ibbie, and the other regulars again, especially the orange tabby cat O'Ryan.

 Paris in Love, Eloisa James
I loved this story of romance writer Eloisa James, who was diagnosed with cancer just like her mother (things turned out fine for her). She convinces her Italian husband to sell everything, and they and their two children, Anna (the drama queen) and Luca (the teen cynic), move to Paris. While the children navigate going to school in a foreign language, the whole family comes to love their life in Paris. The chapters take the form of short essays on a particular aspect of French life, followed by Eloisa's diary entries. It's all very charming. I love Anna's little battles at school with the local "queen bee" student, and the stories about Alessandro's mother and how she has custody of the family dog.